From the only Reggie from SoCal with a penguin as a profile pic.
And then there's coffee.
Which is a blatant reference to the single's offer, "Would you like some coffee?"Which is more or less a condensed version of, "Would you like to come into my house/apartment/motel room/etc. and pillage my body like a one man viking raiding party and than have some coffee together when we eventually wake up the next morning?"
Point of this post, I've turned down offers of coffee.
My apologies to those that have offered.
Although greatly appreciated, and very tempting, I do have a couple valid reasons.
At least in my mind's eye.
I. Morals.
I had an upbringing heavily influenced by Filipino Catholic values and a heapload of Disney movies.
This lead me to want to be celibate until marriage.
After the masterful tease that was my last ex, I've learned that in being a mid 20's male, this is steadily becoming more and more unrealistic.
I've come to a compromise in personal beliefs in that a deep emotional connection is needed 'fore I venture to home base.
If anything, it'll involve a strong commitment should either one of us goof.
Would I want to spend the rest of my life with this person?
Fun question to ask yourself.
II. I feel like I'd be cheating you.
Granted, I did manage to burn off a good 40-50lbs. of realtionship fat off over the past year.
I still feel like I'm cheating all of the interested parties out there.
Like the reality doesn't match up to the fantasy.
Give me another month, should have more mus-kles by than.
If anything, maybe I'll bypass my morals, put my tools to work, and switch to manwhore status.
Who knows?
Because to the people that know me on a personal basis, when you think Reggie, you think "Manwhore."
Not to mention "Attitude."
Yup.
Current Brain Age: 20
The Random Quote:
"My bed sucks, can I sleep in yours?" - Anonymous
